He then proceeded to walk out through the fire-escape to retrieve his arms-cache from the car. Adorned in protective garments that even the most zealous FPS- cosplayer would envy, he purchased a ticket to the midnight screening of The Dark Knight Rises and infiltrated the theater. Utilising the power of the internet and with the assistance of accomodating firearms-retailers, Holmes managed to aquire four guns and six-thousand rounds of ammunition only sixty days prior to commencing his one-sided game of bullet-tag. How our noble hero imagined his life to be. Holmes, in an original take on the situation, decided to express his crippling dissatisfaction to other movie-goers and so attended a midnight screening in order to supply them with a truly 'interactive 3D' experience. Fans were devastated to learn that the multitude of poor reviews were infact 100% accurate. Sadly for Holmes and his country, he came nowhere near the figure achieved by the gallant Norwegian and America must therefore continue to wait for her champion in order to the reclaim the rank of ' most batshit-crazy country in the world'.īesides aiming for the high score another motivation for the act has been telegraphed by a number of death threats made to critics who poured scorn upon The Dark Knight Rises. Some argue that his 'epic quest' was in reality nothing more than an attempt to achieve the all-time high score currently held by Anders Breivik.
#AURORA SHOOTING MOVIE#
The Aurora Theatre Shooting ( aka "The Midnight Movie Massacre") took place on Friday, July 20th, 2012 following our hero, James Holmes ✡, taking it upon himself to liberate the citizens of Gotham City through an act of mass pwnage. It was so real it was almost like the bullets were coming right at me!
You can call 72 and remain anonymous.Killed 12 (13 if you count the miscarried fetus) The Metro Denver Crimes Stoppers is also offering a reward of up to $2,000. Tipsters can be eligible for up to a $10,000 reward from the Aurora Reward Fund, police said. They were not involved in the alleged race on the interstate, police said.Īnyone with information is asked to reach out to the Aurora Police Department at 30. The family was not from the area and were heading to a nearby campsite. Police believe the suspects in the black and white sedans are responsible for the shooting and could have been racing each other in the area at the time. The four other occupants were not injured.
Officers arrived after a 911 call and found the pickup on the right shoulder. The bullets struck the vehicle and the male driver. The 37-year-old victim, whose identity has not been released, was driving with his wife and three kids inside the pickup when several shots rang out, police said.
The department's homicide unit responded to the scene and will be responsible for the investigation. Police are looking for a white sedan and a black sedan that might be involved in the shooting and are offering a reward of up to $10,000. A family heading to a campsite was caught up in a fatal shooting on Interstate 70 in Aurora Saturday evening and police believe street racers could be to blame.Ī man driving a Dodge Ram pickup was shot and killed in the eastbound lanes of the interstate just west of East Colfax Avenue around 5:30 p.m., according to the Aurora Police Department.
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